Okay! Everybody places, places! Settle down. Here's what were gonna do people. Let's see who can guess my middle name. I'll give you two hints:
1. It starts with L.
2. It rhymes with a state capital.
Whoever gets it right gets fucked in the ass by SK with a double-ended vibrating strap-on (if I can get her to unknowingly sign the contract) or a Scooby Snack. You're pick!
And...you're off!!!
1. It starts with L.
2. It rhymes with a state capital.
Whoever gets it right gets fucked in the ass by SK with a double-ended vibrating strap-on (if I can get her to unknowingly sign the contract) or a Scooby Snack. You're pick!
And...you're off!!!
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05/22Hmmmm....rhymes with a state capital....begins with L...
Lacramento?
Lopeka?
Loympia?
Luegene?
maybe Luffulo? or Lonolulu?
Wow, your parents must have LOVED you! ;D
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05/22I think Dave stole it, SK. You should go kick his ass and take it back. Just saw Star Wars again...fuckin swank! -
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05/23I only stole it so that we could spice up our dull sex life Crook!
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05/23Dull?? Biiiiiitch! Don't you know I will cut you?!?! I'm just playin fucknuts...nope, not Lawerence. Ah, you guys should just give up. You'd never get it. I think my parents made it up when they were on the Tilt-A-Whirl during an LSD trip at Great America. -
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05/23Oops...I forgot. Want to give a shout out to beautiful Darla in here. How you doin, girl?
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05/23Okay, Okay...It's 7 letters long...and who you callin a bitch? Don't make me reach for my ear! I'll fuckin fuck you and all your fish eatin lesbian friends in front of your fuckin mothers! That was Toll Booth Willy by the way. -
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05/23Actually I would pay to see that happen...LOL
Ya know, this would probably work better if I knew my state capitals.....wait a min. Why in the fuck am I trying to guess, I get to fuck someone with a double ended vibrator! Woohoo!!
Come on you sexy bitches, guess! -
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05/24is it Laustin?
rhymes with at least two state capitals.
is seven letters.
do I get the prize?
and I'll join in on welcoming Darla. I've been admiring her clearly superior swankness for some time now (we've 'met' in the online fashion) -
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05/24Nope...okay one more hint...north midwestern state. That's all. No more hints! C'mon...y'alls swankness is fading away... -
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05/24for a guy with what's becominging increasingly more likely to NOT be very Swank... I suggest you lay off. I'm as Swank as when I woke up, and I'll keep on Swankin' in my sleep.
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05/24But sir, I am the King of Swank. Self-declared of course, but none the less, I head the swankness. So ladies, if you're done guessing...I guess I'll give it up to ya ;~} Des Moines is the capital of Iowa. My middle name is Lamoine. Family name...god I hate it, but since I love you swanky people, I thought I would tell ya. -
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05/25Lamoine.....*snickers*
So since no one got it....what am I suppose to do? :-( -
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05/25Lamoine you are absolutely cute!
At least yours is interesting! Mine is Biblical and hyphenated!
Michael-Joseph
All my siblings got the cool names... -
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05/25Heh I'm not spilling my middle name....Actually I hate my name anyway, but whatever. -
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05/25Oh you are one of those...
Keep your middle name secret...
My best friend did that for 2 years...I was absolutely CURIOUS to find out what it was...I WAS SURE it had to be something awful...like "Moonbeam" "Anus" "Suckonedic" or "Gerald"
He got drunk one night and spilled it out...
It was Christopher
I WAS SO DISSAPOINTED! For two years I had pondered his middle name...I was sure it was something uber embarassing! BUT NO...CHRISTOPHER! I punched him in the shoulder for it too.
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05/25Make me sexy. It's nothing cool or exciting or anything like that. It's just a boring ol' middle name.
Actually it's the fem form of one of your middle names dear Dave...that should make it easy for ya -
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05/25Well, since I had to give you guys the answer, everybody now gets fucked in the ass by SK with a double-ended vibrating strap on. Take a number and form a line! SK, I think you got your work cut out for you. -
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05/25Do you have to ask? I think Dave is about to wet himself with excitement. -
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05/25OH Triple Penetration?
Crook's Swizzle Stick and SK's Double Ender! :) -
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05/25Sounds like a plan to me.
So Dave, you coming to cali this weekend to go to Goa Gil with us? -
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05/25No, but like I said I'll be there June 10th - 13th...in San Ramon.
I'm actually seeing the Pixies, Modest Mouse, and the Arcade Fire over in E.WA at the Sasquatch Festival. -
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05/25Oh i know....it was mostly a joke.
San Ramon is over an hour away from me....so close! -
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05/25Is there an Embassy Suites near by??? OR between you and San Ramon...I get the corporate rate with them. Maybe that Saturday we could have a Hotel Party! Most of the Embassy Suites are 4 to 5 stars. -
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05/25San Jose is in between and there are two Embassy's Suites there.
Well...it's in Santa Clara. But there isn't any in San Ramon
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05/25W00t! There's gonna be a tribe par...tay!
Hey Crook, is your fine ass gonna show up?? -
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05/25Oooh yeah. Hey, i'll tell you after this weekend how fine it is! I mean....*whistles*
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05/25Sorry to disappoint, but I will be in Hawaii when Dave is in Cali, so I won't be able to attend the swanky shindig. Sorry bout that. I like the picture by the way Dave =~} -
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05/25Yeah...You just tickle me pink, Dave! Let's have babies! -
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05/25Okay...but I got Geoph Pregnant and he's do anyday..., but we're having puppies.
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05/25You better figure something else out. I fuckin hate cats. -
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05/25Jesus H Christ fine we'll have a hairless monkey like all the normal people!
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05/25Hey don't forget that I get one of those puppies once they are born....so make sure he doesn't eat them!! -
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05/25See...normality doesn't suit me either. Let's adopt a Gir and I'll just fuck your brains out. Deal? -
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05/25Road trip to Seattle!!! Who's in? We're going to go invade David's private space. Lol -
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05/25Dude head it up! I got a big house 1/2 mile from Lake Washington...10 mins. from Downtown...and 7 minutes from the QUEER district! -
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05/25One day...SK and I will have to come. I've only ever flown through Seattle. Never actually been outside the airport. She's leaving for Chicago soon though. Who knows? Maybe. -
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05/25Oh hell yeah!
We'll go before I move, plus I have to go see my Mistress Meow that's moving there.... ROAD TRIP!
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